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Gmc Envoy Slt 2003 Salvage Damaged Repairable Rebuildable Super-funky! on 2040-cars

Year:2003 Mileage:147500
Location:

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States

Feast your eyes and senses on our broke-down 2003 GMC Envoy SLT. I’m going to be blunt about this so that there is no misunderstanding: this vehicle does not run currently. A coolant leak led to a head gasket failure and a dramatic engine stall at the bottom of a giant bridge, and that’s all she wrote.

Beyond the obvious of it not running, the vehicle is in pretty good shape. It has nice leather interiors with heated seat warmers that my wife loves so much that she almost forced me to shell out the cash to get the vehicle fixed. Thankfully, coolant heads prevailed (AUTO HUMOR). Other amenities include: 6-CD changer AM/FM Hi-Fi Stereo with futuristic steering wheel controls; Moon roof – vampire friendly; Third row seats for transporting people you don’t like very much; Cruise control – for cruising – like they did in the ‘50s; Automatic windows and locks – just like every other car manufactured after 1989; Tinted windows, so you can do things you don’t want other people to see you doing, you naughty thing; Recently changed oil; Full tank of gas (wish I’d have seen this coming before I filled it up); Zone specific AC/heating – it’s like a bubble of comfort. And so on and so forth.

So here we are – time to sell the vehicle we’ve come to affectionately refer to as the S.S. Slut.

Here are just a few things you could do with this vehicle, should you choose to buy it:

-Replace the engine and go on a cross-country tour to re-enact Jack Kerouac’s On the Road

-Make it a paper weight for very large reproductions of the U.S. Constitution

-Convince actors Craig Robinson and Rob Corddry to use it as a prop in Hot Tub Time Machine 3:
                 S.S. Slut

-Crush it into a giant cube and stack it in a pile of other giant car-cubes to build a 1/30 scale
                 model of the Empire State Building

-Strip it down for parts and light it on fire to ward off night-time attacks from the Zed Runners

-Fix it and let your teenager crash it into a pole one week after he gets his license

Whether or not any of these things are possible are totally up to your imagination and/or the laws of physics.

Here’s my deal: I don’t want any hassle selling this thing. I’ve been through enough. Negotiation is hassle and will not be engaged in. We set a modest reserve, but beyond that, the winning bidder gets the prize. Payment can be through cashier's check or straight cash, homey.  Regardless of the tone of this listing, joke bids will be dealt with by honey bee attack and/or negative feedback rating. CAN YOU NOT SEE I’M SERIOUS ABOUT SELLING THIS VEHICLE?! DON’T PLAY WITH MY EMOTIONS!

You will be responsible for moving this (again-NOT FUNCTIONING) vehicle from the streets of South Philly with the clear title in your hand.

Love,

The Captain of the S.S. Slut

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Best and Worst GM Cars

Thu, Apr 7 2022

Oh yes, because we just love receiving angry letters from devoted Pontiac Grand Am enthusiasts, we have decided to go there. Based on a heated group Slack conversation, the topic came up about the best and worst GM cars. First of all time, and then those currently on sale, and then just mostly a rambling discussion of Oldsmobiles our parents and grandparents owned (or engineered). Eventually, three of us made the video above. Like it? Maybe we can make more. Many awesome GM cars are definitely going unmentioned here, so please let us know your bests and worsts in the comments below. Mostly, it's important to note that this post largely exists as a vehicle for delivering the above video that dives far deeper into GM's greatest hits and biggest flops, specifically those from the 1980s and 1990s. What you'll find below is a collection of our editors identifying a best current and best-of-all-time choice, plus a worst current and worst-of-all-time choice. Comprehensive it is not, but again, comments. -Senior Editor James Riswick Best Current GM Vehicle Chevrolet Corvette We were flying by the seats of our pants a bit in this first outing and my notes were similarly extemporaneous. When it came time to tie it all together on camera, I failed spectacularly. Thank the maker for text, because this gives me the opportunity to perhaps slightly better explain my convoluted reasoning. I chose the C8 Corvette because it's simply overwhelmingly good, and it's merely the baseline from which this generation of Corvette will be expanded.  While the Cadillac CT5-V Blackwing (more on that in a minute) is an amazing snapshot of GM's current performance standing and its little sibling so enraptured me that I went out and bought one, their existence is fleeting. Corvette will live on; forced-induction Cadillac sport sedans, not so much. So while all three are amazing machines when viewed in a vacuum, the Corvette stands above them as both a reflection of GM's current performance credentials and a signpost of what is to come. So, given the choice between the C8 and the 5V-Blackwing right now, I'd choose the C8. In 10 years, when the Blackwing is no longer in production and Corvette is in its 9th generation? Well, that might be a different story. Now, just pretend I said something even remotely that coherent when we get to the part of the video where I try to make an argument for the 5-V Blackwing as best GM car I've ever driven. Or just laugh at me while I ramble incoherently.

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Thu, 14 Mar 2013


You know, people, getting through this life from one end to the other in one piece really does require just one rule: don't be a prick. If you ever find yourself in a situation of dubious moral standing, take a step back and ask yourself, "Am I being a prick to any person or thing?" If the answer is "yes," then stop what you're doing, apologize and go home. One dealership in Wisconsin could possibly have benefitted from that course of action when it reportedly helped David McMurray con his elderly and disabled parents into buying a brand-new $42,000 GMC Terrain for his use.
According to local news reports, a representative from Palmen Motors visited Harold and Christen Thomsen's home to collect signatures for a loan agreement three weeks before the 89-year-old, legally blind Harold passed away. The World War II veteran was on morphine and in hospice when he signed for the GMC, and his 90-year-old wife suffers from dementia. Even so, upon being discovered, the dealer initially said everything was done "legally." According to Barb Tinkler, McMurray's sister, the sale was a scam that remained hidden until he was busted for an unrelated criminal charge.

2019 GMC Sierra shows off new headlights in Los Angeles

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