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2000 Ford Expedition Suv Truck Car Eddie Bauer Heavy Duty F150 Chevy Limo F250 on 2040-cars

US $4,000.00
Year:2000 Mileage:232000
Location:

Glennville, Georgia, United States

Glennville, Georgia, United States

I should start by saying that if you are looking for an "everyday grocery getter and soccer mom hauler" you my friend, should keep looking. If you are looking for a short description of to the beast before you, I can offer you two words, "MEAT & POTATOES". This is the All American chariot of the free world.

You are not dealing with any ordinary, cookie cutter Expy son. This thing was forged from a single block of all American Tungsten Steel. Real sturdy! Body on frame like every true American vehicle should be! From that day forward my life has never been the same. Winch yourself off that couch and see if you can handle this Ford Expedition Eddie Bauer, the tank among tanks.



So if you are looking for a rice burning hatch back, a solar powered liberal mobile, or even a Hyundai crossover keep on looking my friend this thing is a piece of red white and blue Americana Machinery. This baby has a cherry bomb vortex exhaust for being slick and an electric cut out for being BAD ASS. 

This baby's pulse is pumping 4.6 liters of uncensored raw fuel through her gnarly 8 cylinder nuclear power plant. And rest assured this is no sloppy automatic . . . you command her to obey, with your calloused hand planted firmly on the shifter. And she will obey, the first time, every time. She immediately shifts firmly into each gear under your command.

It has front and rear A/C but are you kidding me. . ..Really! If you want to blow the sweat off your brow, you do it the old fashioned way: windows down. "What if it rains?". . .You whiney bitch! I told you to stop reading. . . Any man who drives this beast doesn't give a damn about rain. Not even skin melting acid rain, Cause he's already dripping wet in blood, sweat, dip spit, and fish guts.

If you are looking for the kind of SUV that has to be pansy parked in the garage, so the "carpet doesn't get wet and soggy" Then you should plant your Obama sticker on some Japanese piece of shit. Cause this thing has 

New Transmission
4 New shocks
New Idler Arm
New Pitman Arm
New Tie rod end bushings (Inner and outer)
New sway bar bushings
New Upper Ball joints (Both sides)
New Lower ball joints (Both sides)
New upper A-arms (Both sides)
New Spark Plugs
New upper and lower radiator hoses
New thermostat
Class 6 Towing pkg.

Shes got a big ass transmission cooler from her big sister, the Ford Excursion. The cooler, mated with the K&N cold air kit keeps the tranny cool when you're haulin ass up and down Mount Everest with your 40ft toy hauler. 

Haulin ass is what this thing does best and she won't break a sweat pullin your annoying neighbor's house out to the swamp. . .. And back. . ..

If you're thinking about shiny chrome handle grips or bumpers for her, think again. The black tow hooks come hand forged in a blacksmith shop in Wayne, Michigan over a wood burnin fire. They come in handy when you have to tie off and repel back down Mount Everest to rescue that pansy toting civic owner who thought he could survive the outdoors. Also if you get deployed you can piggy back this war wagon on a deuce and a half and chain her down tight from the four corners, so you don't lose her when your convoy gets hit by a taliban roadside suicide bomber.

And forget about putting one of those "Outdoor life/NRA" stickers on this machine cause when you're spotted in this American Tank there will be no questions, no further explanation required, people will understand and get out of your way. . . . .real quick.

If you think you're ready to park this panty hauler on your tract of land. If you buy this Ford you better go get ready for changes around your lair, cause this shit will be happening. What will be Happening? Glad you asked. . ..

1. More chest hair.
2. You're growing a beard.
3. Meat Only Diet.
4. T-Rex for a pet.
5. You're taking a job at the lumber mill.
6. Your Truck carries ten kegs.
8. Catch more fish.
9. Wire bristled toothbrush.
12. All male offspring.
13. Chiseled jaw line.
14. Not giving a damn.
15. Flesh turning to steel.
16. Higher salary
17. Promotions.
18. More golfing
19. More killing stuff.
20. More dead animals in the KITCHEN freezer.
21. More tools in your garage.
22. Bigger TV
23. Chuck Norris.
24. John McCain
25. Steaks for dinner.
26. Winning the Lottery.
27. Building shit out of stone.
28. Riding Lawn Mower.
29. Bon Fires in cul-de-sac.
30. Bar Fights.
31. Craftsman Tools.
32. Welding stuff.
33. Digging holes.
34. Huge Piece of meat.

Put your GPS back in your purse because this thing has a compass bolted into the ceiling. 

Sounds real good doesn't it?

This Ford has carried me through 232,000 miles of battlefield twice as gruesome as the second half of the movie "300?. . ..And just like a trusty steed this juggernaut has never left me stranded. EVER. . .
If you think you've worn her out you drag this beast back to me in any condition. And I'll handle the rest.

But if you think you're going to get to whip this mule you better pony up Forty Five Hundred Dollars. . . American Cash. Not interested in anything else, so don't even think about it.

Phone: 912 237 six3five9 JC

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Ford partnering with MIT, Stanford on autonomous vehicle research

Fri, 24 Jan 2014

Ask any car engineer what's the biggest variable in achieving fuel economy targets, and he'll tell you "the driver." If one human can't understand human driving behavior enough to be certain about an innocuous number like miles per gallon, how is an autonomous car supposed to figure out what hundreds of other drivers are going to do in the course of a day? Ford has enlisted the help of Stanford and the Massachusetts Institute of Technology to find out.
Starting with the automated Fusion Hybrid introduced in December, MIT will be developing algorithms that driverless cars can use to "predict actions of other vehicles and pedestrians" and objects within the three-dimensional map provided by its four LIDAR sensors.
The Stanford team will research how to extend the 'vision' of that LIDAR array beyond obstructions while driving, analogous to the way a driver uses the entire width of a lane to see what's ahead of a larger vehicle in front. Ford says it wants to "provide the vehicle with common sense" as part of its Blueprint for Mobility, preparing for an autonomous world from 2025 and beyond.

Ford Escort Concept goes back to basics

Fri, 19 Apr 2013

Here's the thing about China: The folks buying cars there have a very different set of standards than shoppers in many other markets around the globe. While we all drool over hot metal with bold designs, and while we appreciate automakers going an extra step to inject even their cheapest offerings with aggressive and interesting cues, that sort of sheetmetal sex appeal doesn't always sell in the People's Republic. Case in point is Jaguar, which may be designing a more traditional-looking version of its XJ for the Chinese market, or more to the point of this story, Ford currently sells the less-exciting, last-generation Focus compact in China right alongside the new one.
So consider this new Shanghai-bound C-segment concept a preview of what's to come for that more traditional, budget-minded, less-sexy market. More proof of this pudding: Ford's even calling this concept the Escort - a nod to the Blue Oval's compact car days of yore, and a name that stirs up thoughts of basic, affordable transportation rather than great driving dynamics or bold design. "Customers in China described seeking a vehicle that is stylish - but not one that is arrogant or pretentious," Ford states. And this new Escort concept previews a possibility of providing exactly that for this rapidly expanding automotive market.
What you're looking at, then, is one of the most simple Ford designs we've seen of late, though it still incorporates all of the automaker's latest DNA. The signature hexagonal grille is front and center, flanked by attractive LED headlamps and chrome-rimmed foglamp housings. The entire car's design focuses on clean, smooth surfaces, with one strong character line flowing from front to back just below the beltline. We will say that the car looks decidedly more premium from the rear view, where narrow, horizontal taillamps with an LED accent give the car added visual width. Bland as it may be, it's a handsome little concept, though fear what would likely happen if all of the conceptual details get dumbed down for a production model.

Ford made three big mistakes in calculating MPG for 2013 C-Max Hybrid

Tue, Jun 17 2014

It's been a rough time for the official fuel economy figures for the Ford C-Max Hybrid. When the car was released in 2012, Ford made a huge deal about how it would beat the Toyota Prius V, which was rated at 42 combined miles per gallon, 44 city and 40 highway. The Ford? 47 mpg across the board. How did Ford come to this place, where its Prius-beater turned into an also-ran? Well, after hearing customer complaints and issuing a software update in mid-2013, then discovering a real problem with the numbers last fall and then making a big announcement last week that the fuel economy ratings of six different 2013 and 2014 model year vehicles would need to be lowered, the C-Max Hybrid has ended up at 40 combined, 42 city and 37 highway. In other words, the Prius trumps it, as daily drivers of those two vehicles have known for a long time. The changes will not only affect the window sticker, but also the effect that the C-Max Hybrid (and the five other Ford vehicles that had their fuel economy figures lowered last week) have on Ford's compliance with greenhouse gas and CAFE rules for model year 2013 and 2014. How did Ford come to this place, where its Prius-beater turned into an also-ran? There are two technical answers to that question, which we've got below, as well as some context for how Ford's mistakes will play out in the bigger world of green vehicles. Let's start with Ford's second error, which is easy to do since we documented it in detail last year (the first, needing to do a software update, was also covered). The basic gist is that Ford used the general label rule (completely legally) to test the Fusion Hybrid and use those numbers to figure out how efficient the C-Max Hybrid is. That turned out to be a mistake, since the two vehicles are different enough that their numbers were not comparable, despite having the same engine, transmission and test weight, as the rules require. You can read more details here. Ford's Said Deep admitted that the TRLHP issue is completely separate from the general label error from last year. Now let's move on to last week's announcement. What's interesting is that the new recalculation of the MPG numbers – downward, of course – was caused by a completely separate issue, something called the Total Road Load Horsepower (TRLHP). Ford's Said Deep admitted to AutoblogGreen that the TRLHP issue had nothing to do with the general label error from last year.