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Vote With Your Wallet - Elect This Dodge Dakota 4x4 President In 2016! Vote Now on 2040-cars

US $2,016.00
Year:1995 Mileage:243519
Location:

Ellijay, Georgia, United States

Ellijay, Georgia, United States
Advertising:

VOTE FOR THIS DODGE DAKOTA 4X4 EXTENDED CAB TRUCK FOR PRESIDENT ! 

 

NOW, THIS IS MY OLD WORK TRUCK, SO IT HAS DONE EVERYTHING FROM FARMING TO BUILDING LOG CABINS, AND IT KNOWS HOW TO PUT IN A FULL DAY OF HARD WORK, THAT SHOULD APPEAL TO THE FEW HARD WORKING VOTERS WHO STILL LIVE HERE IN AMERICA. 

 

WITH ALL THE NOISE COMING OUT OF BOTH POLITICAL PARTIES PERHAPS IT IS TIME FOR A DECENT CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT!

 

 ~ ~ ~ ~  STOP AND THINK ABOUT THIS FOR A MOMENT ~ ~ ~ ~ 

 

FIRST OF ALL, THE DODGE DAKOTA IS ACTUALLY MADE RIGHT HERE IN AMERICA, USING MAINLY AMERICAN PARTS CONTENT, SO THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE STILL LOOKING FOR OBAMA'S ELUSIVE BIRTH CERTIFICATE SHOULD BE HAPPY TO KNOW THAT THIS CANDIDATE HAS A GENUINE AMERICAN BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND A CURRENT GEORGIA TITLE.

 

THE SEAT HAS HOSTED A FEW FAT BUTTS OVER THE YEARS, SO IT IS JUST ABOUT AS COMFORTABLE AS A POLITICIAN SITTING IN CONGRESS DOING NOTHING!

 

THE PAINT IS BILLION DOLLAR GREEN, JUST LIKE THE BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WEE WEE'D AWAY ON THAT HEALTHCARE WEBSITE, IT HAS AS MANY FLAWS IN IT AS THE "AFFORDABLE CARE ACT" - - - AND IS ABOUT AS UGLY AS NANCY PELOSI !

 

THE RADIO DOES NOT WORK, SO IT CANNOT LIE TO YOU LIKE A WHITE HOUSE PRESS BRIEFING!

 

THE ENGINE STARTS RIGHT UP AND RUNS PRETTY GOOD, KIND OF LIKE THE HARD WORKING FOLKS WHO ACTUALLY PAY THE BILLS HERE IN AMERICA.

 

THE MOTOR DOES NOT SMOKE, IT DOES NOT INHALE, SO IT DOES NOT USE A WHOLE BUNCH OF THAT FOREIGN OIL.

 

IT HAS A GOOD TRANNY, SO THE LGBT SECTION SHOULD BE HAPPY.

 

IT HAS A FINE WORKING TRANSFER CASE, SO IT CAN GO EITHER WAY!

 

NOW THE TIRES, NONE OF THEM MATCH, SO IT IS KIND OF LIKE THE AMERICAN MELTING POT!

 

IT DOES HAVE ICE COLD AIR CONDITIONING - - - SO YOU CAN KEEP YOUR COOL WHEN YOU HEAR ABOUT THE LATEST DUMB THING THAT HAPPENED IN WASHING-TOON, DC.

 

IT HAS POWER WINDOWS SO YOU CAN GET A WHIFF OF FRESH AIR WHEN YOU GET TIRED OF THE SMELL OF THE BOVINE FLATULENCE COMING FROM AMERICAN POLITICIANS!

 

THE MUFFLER HAS A FEW LEAKS IN IT, SO IT MAKES ENOUGH NOISE SO YOU CANNOT HEAR HARRY REID MOUTHING OFF.

 

IT HAS AN EXTENDED CAB SO THERE IS LOTS OF ROOM FOR A FEW BUDDIES TO RIDE WITH YOU WHEN YOU JOIN RICK PERRY TO PROTECT THE BORDER!

 

THE TIE ROD ENDS ARE A BIT WORN OUT, SO IT WANDERS KIND OF LIKE THE TEA PARTY TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHICH SIDE OF THE ROAD TO BE ON!

 

IT HAS A DECENT BEDLINER, SO EVEN BILL CLINTON MIGHT APPROVE!

LAST TIME IT WAS PARKED IN THE HOBBY LOBBY PARKING LOT, SOMEONE TOSSED A FEW OLD CONDOMS IN THE BED - - - SO THAT SHOULD TAKE CARE OF THE FOLKS WHO ARE CONCERNED ABOUT BIRTH CONTROL ISSUES. 

 

IT IS CHEAP AS DIRT, SO EVEN IF YOU ARE AS "FLAT BROKE" AS HILLARY CLINTON YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO AFFORD IT!

LIKE THE MOST RECENT OCCUPANT OF 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVE, IT DOES NOT KNOW SQUAT ABOUT THE DOINGS IN THE REST OF THE WORLD, BUT IT IS SO PROUD OF BEING A REAL AMERICAN, THAT IT CAN PARK NEXT TO A FINE FOREIGN LEADER AND NOT HAVE TO GET DOWN ON ITS KNEES TO APOLOGIZE EVERY TIME YOU TURN AROUND!

 

. . . SO THERE YA HAVE IT, A GREAT LITTLE TRUCK, IDEAL FOR EVERY AMERICAN, AND AT A PRICE YOU CAN AFFORD WITHOUT TAKING CONTRIBUTIONS FROM THE KOCH BROTHERS OR A POLITICAL ACTION COMMITTEE!

 

ELECT THIS TRUCK FOR JUST $2016 - - - AND AT LEAST YOU WILL GET YOUR MONEYS WORTH FOR A CHANGE!

 

CALL ME TODAY AT ( 706 ) 889 -- 6477 SEE IT HERE IN BLUE RIDGE GEORGIA RIGHT NOW!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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We drive the cars of Furious 7... in Forza Horizon 2 [w/video]

Thu, Apr 9 2015

On March 27, Turn 10 Studios, the folks behind the Forza Motorsport series, and Universal Pictures, the studio responsible for the Fast and Furious franchise, gave us a match made in heaven, announcing a "standalone expansion" featuring the two franchises. Called Forza Horizon 2 Presents Fast and Furious, it features the cars from the latest film installment, unique missions and the voice-acting of Chris "Ludacris" Bridges, who plays tech guru Tej Parker on camera. A Fast and Furious video game? Seems like a no brainer. It gets better. Rather than limiting the Fast and Furious Edition cars to the expansion game, Turn 10 made them available through one of their (some may say notorious) downloadable content packages. Eight of the expansion's 11 cars were made available for just $4.99 (the only cars that weren't included were the Fast and Furious Edition Nissan GT-R, while the Bugatti Veyron Super Sport and McLaren P1 are already available in-game). What's cool ais that the cars featured in both games are visually identical to the vehicles driven by the stars of Furious 7. Each in-game car has an on-screen parallel that plays a role in advancing the film's story. Considering that we're unlikely to score seat time in Dominic Toretto's real Dodge Charger, then, we figured we'd take to the game and test the car in the digital realm. We've got nine little cluster reviews, covering the cars both in the game and how they appear in the movies. And don't worry, there are no major spoilers here. Click on for the cars of Forza Horizon 2 Presents Fast and Furious. 1970 Dodge Charger R/T Fast and Furious Edition Supercharged 7.2L V8 / 900 HP / 663 LB-FT The one vehicle that is mandatory in a Fast and Furious video game, Dom's hot-rodded 1970 Dodge Charger, is as much a character in the films as its driver. Furious 7 marks the fourth appearance of this Mopar beast in the series. Not surprisingly it's a handful to drive, wildly quick and with a four-speed transmission packed full of very tall gears. But beyond that, it's arguably the coolest of the FF Edition cars. This black beauty is exactly as it appears in the latest installment of the film, with the video game version featuring intricate little details, like the moving parts on the BDS supercharger. It's an iconic car, and it's treated as such in the game.

Total auto recalls already on record pace in 2014

Tue, 08 Apr 2014

If you've noticed that there have been more recalls than usual this year, you may be on to something. According to a report from the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, the US market is on pace to break a record for recalls. In 2013, 22 million cars were recalled. We're only a third of the way through 2014, though, and we've already halved that figure, with 11 million units recalled. That's wild.
Considering the past few months, it shouldn't be a surprise that General Motors is leading the charge, with six million of the 11 million units recalled coming from one of the General's four brands. Between truck recalls, CUV recalls and the ignition switch recall, 2014 hasn't been a great year for GM.
Other recall leaders include Nissan (one million Sentra and Altima sedans), Honda (900,000 Odyssey minivans), Toyota (over one million units in a few recalls), Volkswagen (150,000 Passat sedans), Chrysler (644,000 Dodge Durango and Jeep Grand Cherokee SUVs) and most recently, Ford (434,000 units, the bulk of which were early Ford Escape CUVs). So while it's been a bad year for GM so far, its competitors aren't doing too well, either.

Dodge Challenger Scat Pack adds power and noise, with a warranty

Thu, 17 Apr 2014

If you want to go fast, there's certainly nothing wrong with the Dodge Challenger SRT8. With 470 horsepower and 470 pound-feet of torque for 2014, there's certainly not much to complain about. But what if you want something more aftermarket in flavor? There's no shortage of options, but while turning to the tuner world will make your car plenty fast, that extra power won't just shred rear tires, it'll torch your warranty, as well. That's where Dodge's Scat Pack comes in.
With three stages of mods for both the 5.7 and 6.4-liter Hemi V8s Challenger (as well as the 5.7-liter Charger and, soon, the four-pot Dart), the Scat Pack cars give drivers all the power, aggression and noise of a heavily modded aftermarket car while maintaining the piece of mind provided by the Dodge warranty.
Power gets bumped up to 485 horsepower and 475 pound-feet of torque with the 6.4-liter Scat Pack, while the 5.7-liter can provide up to 58 hp and 47 lb-ft of torque to add to the stock engine's 375 horsepower and 410 pound-feet. It's the latter engine that can really get some work done, with upgrades ranging from the mundane - intake and exhaust - to the racy, like the ported heads and high-flow headers.