Vote With Your Wallet - Elect This Dodge Dakota 4x4 President In 2016! Vote Now on 2040-cars
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VOTE FOR THIS DODGE DAKOTA 4X4 EXTENDED CAB TRUCK FOR
PRESIDENT ! NOW, THIS IS MY OLD WORK TRUCK, SO IT HAS DONE EVERYTHING
FROM FARMING TO BUILDING LOG CABINS, AND IT KNOWS HOW TO PUT IN A FULL DAY OF
HARD WORK, THAT SHOULD APPEAL TO THE FEW HARD WORKING VOTERS WHO STILL LIVE
HERE IN AMERICA. WITH ALL THE NOISE COMING OUT OF BOTH POLITICAL PARTIES
PERHAPS IT IS TIME FOR A DECENT CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT! ~ ~ ~ ~ STOP AND THINK ABOUT THIS FOR A MOMENT ~ ~ ~
~ FIRST OF ALL, THE DODGE DAKOTA IS ACTUALLY MADE RIGHT HERE
IN AMERICA, USING MAINLY AMERICAN PARTS CONTENT, SO THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE STILL
LOOKING FOR OBAMA'S ELUSIVE BIRTH CERTIFICATE SHOULD BE HAPPY TO KNOW THAT THIS CANDIDATE HAS A GENUINE AMERICAN BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND A CURRENT GEORGIA TITLE. THE SEAT HAS HOSTED A FEW FAT BUTTS OVER THE YEARS, SO IT IS
JUST ABOUT AS COMFORTABLE AS A POLITICIAN SITTING IN CONGRESS DOING NOTHING! THE PAINT IS BILLION DOLLAR GREEN, JUST LIKE THE BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WEE WEE'D AWAY ON THAT HEALTHCARE WEBSITE, IT HAS AS MANY FLAWS IN IT AS THE "AFFORDABLE
CARE ACT" - - - AND IS ABOUT AS UGLY AS NANCY PELOSI ! THE RADIO DOES NOT WORK, SO IT CANNOT LIE TO YOU LIKE A
WHITE HOUSE PRESS BRIEFING! THE ENGINE STARTS RIGHT UP AND RUNS PRETTY GOOD, KIND OF
LIKE THE HARD WORKING FOLKS WHO ACTUALLY PAY THE BILLS HERE IN AMERICA. THE MOTOR DOES NOT SMOKE, IT DOES NOT INHALE, SO IT DOES NOT USE A WHOLE BUNCH
OF THAT FOREIGN OIL. IT HAS A GOOD TRANNY, SO THE LGBT SECTION SHOULD BE HAPPY. IT HAS A FINE WORKING TRANSFER CASE, SO IT CAN GO EITHER
WAY! NOW THE TIRES, NONE OF THEM MATCH, SO IT IS KIND OF LIKE THE
AMERICAN MELTING POT! IT DOES HAVE ICE COLD AIR CONDITIONING - - - SO YOU CAN KEEP
YOUR COOL WHEN YOU HEAR ABOUT THE LATEST DUMB THING THAT HAPPENED IN
WASHING-TOON, DC. IT HAS POWER WINDOWS SO YOU CAN GET A WHIFF OF FRESH AIR
WHEN YOU GET TIRED OF THE SMELL OF THE BOVINE FLATULENCE COMING FROM AMERICAN
POLITICIANS! THE MUFFLER HAS A FEW LEAKS IN IT, SO IT MAKES ENOUGH NOISE
SO YOU CANNOT HEAR HARRY REID MOUTHING OFF. IT HAS AN EXTENDED CAB SO THERE IS LOTS OF ROOM FOR A FEW
BUDDIES TO RIDE WITH YOU WHEN YOU JOIN RICK PERRY TO PROTECT THE BORDER! THE TIE ROD ENDS ARE A BIT WORN OUT, SO IT WANDERS KIND OF
LIKE THE TEA PARTY TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHICH SIDE OF THE ROAD TO BE ON! IT HAS A DECENT BEDLINER, SO EVEN BILL CLINTON MIGHT
APPROVE! IT IS CHEAP AS DIRT, SO EVEN IF YOU ARE AS "FLAT
BROKE" AS HILLARY CLINTON YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO AFFORD IT! . . . SO THERE YA HAVE IT, A GREAT LITTLE TRUCK, IDEAL FOR
EVERY AMERICAN, AND AT A PRICE YOU CAN AFFORD WITHOUT TAKING CONTRIBUTIONS FROM
THE KOCH BROTHERS OR A POLITICAL ACTION COMMITTEE! ELECT THIS TRUCK FOR JUST $2016 - - - AND AT LEAST YOU WILL
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