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2013 Dodge Challenger Sxt Auto Alloys Keyless Go Prem Sound Clean Carfax Ac Heat on 2040-cars

US $18,980.00
Year:2013 Mileage:50900 Color: Color
Location:

Houston, Texas, United States

Houston, Texas, United States

2013 Dodge Challenger SXT 2-Door Coupe
Exterior Color:     Black Interior Color:     Black Stock Number:582183
Mileage:50,900 Engine:V6 3.6L Fuel:Flex-fuel
Transmission:Automatic Warranty:As Is - No Warranty Title:Clear
VIN:2C3CDYAG2DH582183 CARFAX:CARFAX Buyback Guarantee
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Vehicle Description
Ultimate Motorsport Presents
 
2013 Dodge Challenger SXT 
 
 ALLOYS ! KEYLESS START GO ! AUTO ! POWER WINDOWS !
PREMIUM SOUND SYSTEM
 
1 OWNER CARFAX CERTIFIED NO ACCIDENTS CLICK CARFAX LOGO FOR FREE
REPORT
 
 
ADD A 3 MONTH 3,000 MILE WARRANTY
FOR ONLY $ 295
ASK US FOR DETAILS ON A 4 YEAR UNLIMITED MILES NATION WIDE WARRANTY !!
 
PEACE OF MIND ! BUY WITH CONFIDENCE !!
 
 
70+ PICTURES BELOW AFTER DESCRIPTION
 
THIS CAR IS LOADED WITH THESE OPTIONS:
TELESCOPING STEERING WHEEL WITH CONTROLS
CRUISE CONTROL
AC AND HEAT
ALARM SYSTEM WITH KEYLESS ENTRY
KEYLESS START GO
FRONT SPOILER
3.6 LITER V6 ENGINE
MANUAL PREMIUM CLOTH SEATS
PREMIUM SOUND SYSTEM WITH CD AM FM
POWER WINDOWS AND MIRRORS
PREMIUM ALLOY WHEELS
TINTED WINDOWS
REMOTE KEY
 
 
MUCH MUCH MORE SEE IT TO BELIEVE IT !!!
 
Beautiful JET BLACK on
PREMIUM BLACK CLOTH WITH ALUMINUM TRIM Interior!!
 
Low Buy It NOW or Make us an Offer NOW!!

100% Positive Feedback
OWN THIS BEAUTY at a Fraction of the
Original $ 37,000 Price!!!
COMPARE AT
KELLY BLUE BOOK $ 20,820
NADA RETAIL $ 21,600

OUR BUY IT NOW $ 18,980
WOW ! WHAT A DEAL  !!!
 
WONT LAST LONG AT THIS PRICE !!! CALL US TODAY AT
281-506-8808

If You are Looking for a DODGE CHALLENGER with all the options with LOW MILES, You Don't Have to Look any Further!!!
DON'T SLEEP ON THIS ONE!

NOTE: JUST LIKE ANY USED VEHICLE FEW VERY MINOR NICK NACKS DUE TO NORMAL WEAR AND TEAR AND ROAD DEBRIS.
REMEMBER: YOU ARE BUYING A TOP LOADED USED VEHICLE IN CLEAN CONDITION NOT A BRAND NEW ONE!

Bid with Excitement & Confidence!!!
Only at ULTIMATE MOTORSPORT !!
Good Luck & Happy Bidding!!!
FOR ANY QUESTIONS FEEL FREE TO CALL US AT
281-506-8808 

So, If you are in the market for a LATE MODEL, VERY AFFORDABLE DODGE CHALLENGER, then you owe it to yourself to take a closer look

LOW BUY-IT-NOW or MAKE AN OFFER!!!
 
WE FINANCE ! APPLY ONLINE FOR AUTO LOANS AS LOW AS 2.99%

FOR ANY QUESTIONS OR CONCERNS FEEL FREE TO CONTACT @ (281) 506-8808
or email sales
 
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We Export For Canadian Customers
Email:
sales@ultimatems.com
Call
281-506-8808
Visit
10311 Altonbury Lane
Houston TX 77031
 
 
 
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TINTED WINDOWS ! 
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DUAL EXHAUST ! 
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POWER WINDOWS LOCKS MIRRORS ! 
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NICE CLEAN INTERIOR ! 
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PREMIUM CLOTH INTERIOR!
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TILT STEERING WITH CONTROLS!
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KEYLESS GO!
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ORIGINAL 50K MILES!
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AUTO TRANSMISSION ! 
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PLENTY OF LEG ROOM!
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PREMIUM ALLOY WHEELS!
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Contact Information
Name: Sales Department Main Phone: (281) 506-8808 Alt. Phone: (281) 657-7293
Vehicle Features & Options
Standard Features
Appearance /
  Exterior:
  • Body-Color Door Handle Color
  • Chrome Exhaust Tip Color
  • Dual Exhaust Tips Exhaust
  • Body-Color Front Bumper Color
  • Chrome Grille Color
  • Body-Color Mirror Color
  • Body-Color Rear Bumper Color
Appearance /
  Interior:
  • 14.4 Steering Ratio
    Comfort:
    • Integrated Headrests Adjustable Rear Headrests
    • Air Filtration
    • Cargo Area Light
    • Carpet Floor Mats
    • Cargo Area Carpet Floors
    • Carpet Floors
    • Front and Rear Floor Mats
    • Single Front Air Conditioning Zones
    • Height Adjustable Front Headrests
    • 2 Number of Front Headrests
    • 2 Number of Rear Headrests
    • Front and Rear Reading Lights
    • Leather Shift Knob Trim
    • Leather Steering Wheel Trim
    Convenience:
    • Passenger Side Assist Handle
    • Front Console With Armrest and Storage
    • Cruise Control
    • Front and Rear Cupholders
    • Illuminated Cupholders
    • Keyless Ignition
    • Hands-Free Multi-Function Remote With Keyless Ignition Multi-Function Remote
    • Overhead Console With Storage
    • 12V Front Power Outlet(s)
    • Power Steering
    • Remote Trunk Release
    • Retained Accessory Power
    • Steering Wheel Mounted Audio and Cruise Controls Controls
    • Tilt and Telescopic Steering Wheel
    • Door Pockets - Front
    • Front Seatback
    Drivetrain /
      Suspension:
    • 4-Wheel ABS
    • Brake Drying
    • Braking Assist
    • Hill Start Assist Braking Assist
    • Electronic Brakeforce Distribution
    • Emergency Braking Preparation
    • Short and Long Arm (Sla) Front Arm
    • Ventilated Disc Front Brakes
    • Gas Shock Absorbers Front Shock
    • Coil Springs Front Spring
    • Independent Front Suspension
    • Double Wishbones Front Suspension
    • Power
    • 12.6 Rear Brake Diameter
    • Gas Shock Absorbers Rear Shock
    • Coil Springs Rear Spring
    • Independent Rear Suspension
    • Multi-Link Rear Suspension
    • Electronic Stability Control
    • Front Stabilizer Bar
    • Rear Stabilizer Bar
    • Traction Control
    Entertainment /
      Telematics:
    • Element Antenna
    • Jack Auxiliary Audio Input
    • Clock
    • Single Disc In-Dash CD
    • CD MP3 Playback MP3 Player
    • Multi-Function Display
    • Pre-Wired For Phone Phone
    • AM/FM Radio
    • Uconnect Satellite Communications
    • Tachometer
    • 6 Total Number of Speakers
    • Trip Computer
    • Low Fuel Level Warnings and Reminders
    Exterior:
    • Auto Delay Off Headlights
    • Rear Center Brakelight Tail and Brake Lights
    Rims / Tires:
    • Inside Mount Location
    • Temporary Tires
    • Steel Spare Wheel Rim
    • Tire Pressure Monitoring System
    • All Season Tires
    Roof / Glass:
    • Variable Intermittent Front Wipers
    • Lockout Button
    • 2 One-Touch Windows
    • Remote Operation Power Windows
    • With Safety Reverse Power Windows
    • Rear Defogger
    • Solar-Tinted Glass
    Safety:
    • Remote 2-Stage Unlocking
    • Dual Front Active Head Restraints
    • With Engine Immobilizer Anti-Theft Alarm System
    • Latch System Child Seat Anchors
    • Emergency Interior Trunk Release
    • Energy Absorbing Steering Column
    • Power Exterior Mirrors
    • Dual Front Airbags
    • Post-Collision Safety System Impact Sensor
    • Occupant Sensing Passenger Airbag Deactivation
    • Remote Power Door Locks
    • Speed Sensitive Central Locking Power Door Locks
    • Front Side Airbags
    • Front and Rear Side Curtain Airbags
    Seating:
    • Power Adjustable Lumbar Support
    • Folding Center Armrest
    • Split Folding Folding
    • Bucket Front Seats
    • 3-Point Front Seatbelts
    • Height Adjustable
    • 6 Power Adjustments
    • Rear Heat Vents
    • Front Seatbelt Pretensioners
    • Driver and Passenger Seatbelt Warning Sensor
    • 3-Point Second Row Seatbelts
    • 60-40 Split Bench Seating
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    Shipping Information
    WE SHIP AND EXPORT WORLDWIDE
    GREAT LOW NATIONWIDE US SHIPPING RATES !!
    Canadian Customers Welcome
    Email us your zip code for Special Shipping Rates !
    email sales@ultimatems.com
    If Outside US or Canada email us your Port City and Country
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    Dealership Information
    Ultimate Motorsports
    Main Phone:(281) 506-8808
    Alt. Phone:(281) 657-7293
    Email:sales@ultimatems.com
    Business Hours:
    Weekdays:9:00 AM to 7:00 PM
    Saturday:10 TO 5PM
    Sunday:CLOSED
    Location:
    10311 Altonbury Lane
    Houston, TX 77031
    Map of Ultimate Motorsports at 10311 Altonbury Lane, Houston, TX 77031
    Terms of Sale
    Standard Terms & conditions
     

    PLEASE READ CAREFULLY! BY SUBMITTING A BID, MAKING AN OFFER OR CLICKING THE BUY IT NOW YOU ARE AGREEING TO THE FOLLOWING TERMS AND CONDITIONS.

    Fee and Tax Information: All Texas residents will pay 6.25% state sales tax and $ 133 Title Fee. This only applies to Texas Residents ONLY! Out of State customer only pay :

    All sales are subject to Texas V.I.T. tax based at a rate of .002834% of purchase price and $395.00 Processing fee.

    PAYPAL IS FOR DEPOSITS ONLY. WE DO NOT ACCEPT FULL PAYMENTS THOUGH THE PAYPAL.

    FINANCING IS AVAILABLE WITH APPROVED CREDIT (WAC) ONLY ! ALL BUY IT NOW PRICES LISTED ARE FOR CASH BUYERS OR IF CUSTOMERS ARRANGE THEIR OWN FINANCING !!!

    IF YOU CHOOSE TO CLICK THE BUY IT NOW OPTION YOU ARE REQUIRED TO PICK UP THE VEHICLE LOCALLY AND ADDRESS ANY ISSUES BEFORE THE VEHICLE LEAVES THE LOT.

    Please contact SALES@ultimatems.com or 281-657-7293
    Winning bidder must contact us within 24 hours of auction end, and make arrangements for payment at that time. A $500.00 NON REFUNDABLE deposit is due within 24 hours of end of auction. The remainder is due within 7 days of Auction end. If no contact is made within 24 hours we reserve the right to re-list the vehicle, sell it to the next high bidder, or sell it otherwise.  Most banks and credit unions do not finance vehicles older than 2002 or with more than 100K miles. Make sure if financing, your financial institution accepts the year and miles of this vehicle before bidding. Please arrange financing prior to bidding.
    Buyer is responsible for pickup or shipping of this vehicle. If you wish to have it shipped using a service, we will gladly cooperate, you can locate shippers by doing a search for `auto shippers`.
    If you are not sure about something, Please ASK. Do not assume anything not listed is included. We reserve the right to cancel bids for excessive negative feedback. We reserve the right to end the listing if the vehicle is no longer available for sale.
    Please do not bid on this auction unless you are serious about owning this vehicle.  All non-paying high bidders will be reported to Ebay, and negative feedback posted.
    PLEASE ONLY BID WHAT YOU ARE WILLING TO PAY.  IF THE RESERVE IS NOT MET, WE MAY CONTACT THE HIGH BIDDER TO OFFER THE SECOND CHANCE OPTION.
    By placing a bid on this vehicle you are entering into a legal and binding contract to purchase the above-described vehicle. We reserve the right to cancel all existing bids and end the auction early should the item no longer be available for sale.
    By bidding and buying this auction, you enter a contract that you have read and understood all the terms and conditions of this auction. 
    We reserve the rights to sell the car outside the ebay auctions. We reserve the right to end the auction anytime. We reserve the right to cancel any bid from any bidder. 
    This vehicle is being sold as is, where it is with no warranty, expressed written or implied. In either case, The seller shall not be responsible for the correct description, authenticity, genuineness, or defects herein, and makes no warranty in connection therewith. No allowance or set aside will be made on account of any incorrectness, imperfection, defect or damage. Any descriptions or representations are for identification purposes only and are not to be construed as a warranty of any type. It is the responsibility of the buyer to have thoroughly inspected the vehicle, and to have satisfied himself or herself as to the condition and value and to bid based upon that judgment solely. The seller shall and will make reasonable effort to disclose any known defects associated with this vehicle at the buyer's request prior to the close of sale. Seller assumes no responsibility for any repairs regardless of any oral statements about the vehicle.
    Please understand that the vehicles are Pre-Owned vehicles and at times, the vehicles may come without accessories such as extra keys, cd magazines, navigation discs, floormats, tools, and owner's manuals. Please call for the exact accessories included for the vehicle. 
    Buyer's are responsible for shipping costs.
    All bidders should have all questions answered and loans pre-approved before bidding. Please note that Non paying buyers would be handled by our attorney. Remember buying a car on eBay is legal binding contract.

    All vehicles are sold "AS IS". This is in full accordance with the laws of the State of TEXAS regarding motor vehicle sales. You the buyer/bidder must have a complete understanding that this vehicle is used and we do not know the complete history of this vehicle. We are presenting this vehicle to the best of our knowledge. The accuracy of our description is based on any and all information that we were able to obtain concerning this vehicle either by records, previous owners statements, or other statements if any made by the persons who sold or traded in this vehicle. We ULTIMATE MOTORSPORT Inc or any of its employees or agents will not be held responsible. All buyers are responsible for having an independent inspection completed on their vehicle of inetrest prior to sale or close of auction. You are welcome to fly in or schedule a inspection with several companies in Houston area to have a car professionally inspected.

    WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY REPAIRS OR INSPECTIONS PRIOR OR AFTER THE SALE OF AN AUTOMOBILE. ALL VEHICLES SOLD AS IS WHERE IS !!

    WE WELCOME INSPECTIONS BUT PLEASE DO INSPECTIONS BEFORE THE SALE IS CONFIRMED ! 

    This Agreement will be governed the laws of the State of Texas (without regard to principals of conflict of laws). Any claims arising out of or related to this Agreement or the Goods shall be brought exclusively in Harris County, Texas. Bidder submits to the jurisdiction of all such courts. BIDDER AND SELLER HEREBY WAIVE ANY RIGHT TO TRIAL BY JURY IN ANY ACTION TO ENFORCE, DEFEND, CONSTRUE OR OTHERWISE CONCERNING THIS AGREEMENT OR THE GOODS. If it is necessary for bidder to commence litigation to enforce any portion of this Agreement, Seller will be entitled to recover from Bidder its reasonable attorneys’ fees and costs, including the reasonable fees of in-house counsel.

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