You could spend literally tens of thousands of dollars prepping for 'The Happening' or when 'TSHTF'. Food, water, and weapons are critical for when the zombie apocalypse begins. Or you could use that money more sensibly on this 2013 Lotus Evora IPS. Let us tell you why.

Anyone with a rational mind and a basic understanding of human physiology knows that a zombie apocalypse is impossible. Belief in the undead is best left to arcane, superstitious cultures. Not advanced, rational, and intelligent people such as ourselves. Because we know with absolute metaphysical certitude that the real threat are vampires.

We're not talking about sparkly teenage-angsty vampires, but the likes of Nosferatu, Dracula, and Lilith. Your only defense against them is the ultraviolet radiation beaming from the Solar Yellow paint, navigation to tell you how to get to Sesame Street's The Count, and a backup camera in case the others come from behind... as the rearview mirrors will be useless in that situation.

PAINT: Solar Yellow
INTERIOR: Ebony/Slate Suedetex
MILEAGE: 109
ENGINE: 3.5l V6
MPG: 20/28
TRANSMISSION: Intelligent Precision Shift Automatic
DRIVETRAIN: MR
TITLE: Demonstrator
WARRANTY: Factory, until 11/29/2015 or 36k miles
STOCK NUMBER: LV301
VIN NUMBER: SCCLMDTU5DHA10023

Lotus of Portland is Oregon's only official Lotus dealership and service center. We have one goal: Simply to be the best Lotus dealership in America.

Focusing on the guiding principles of Lotus, we keep everything as uncomplicated as possible for the greatest in speed and performance. You will deal with only one person from start to finish and you will receive the best car buying experience of your life. Anything less is unacceptable.

Have the utmost confidence when bidding on this vehicle! This vehicle is being offered with the Full Factory Warranty. Please inquire for the specifics on this warranty.

Lotus of Portland is Oregon's only official Lotus dealership and service center. We have one goal, simply put: To be the best Lotus dealership in America.

Focusing on the guiding principles of Lotus, we keep everything as uncomplicated as possible for the greatest in speed and performance. You will deal with one person from start to finish and you will receive the best car buying experience of your life. Anything less, to us, is unacceptable.

*Warning to eBay bidders:

Fraudulent activity is wild and rampant on the Internet. As a result, please do not respond, acknowledge, or participate with individuals that claim to represent Lotus of Portland or eBay while offering erroneous discounts on our vehicles VIA EMAIL. If a deal seems "to good to be true"...then it most likely is.

Simply call Lotus of Portland and speak to the manager if you would like to purchase a car after the auction has closed and the reserve price was not met.
In addition, help shut down the scammers by forwarding all suspicious activity (namely fake eBay messages and emails) to spoof@eBay.com. Once again, we will not provide second chance offers via email.

Should an auction close without meeting our reserve, you are welcome to contact the dealership directly to negotiate buying terms for the vehicle.

Fee and Tax Information:
DMV registration and licensing fees for Oregon residents are not included in the auction price for the vehicle listed. Out of state purchasers will be solely responsible for any and all taxes, DMV fees, etc.