Do you like to street race? 

Do you like the feeling of revving your engine at a stop light and squeezing the steering so hard that your knuckles go white? 

How about channeling your inner Paul Walker as you e-brake turn right through the Buckhead on your way to the Ivy... If you're unfamiliar with atlanta, forgive me. 

Well, if that's you this car certainly isn't. This car projects you as a responsible adult. It says you like American muscle but you're also practical and understand that you're far too old to be living your life "one 1/4 mile at a time". This car says you have a great deal of Patriotism and support for the American way, but that you're not about to waste your time, gas or anybody else's safety trying to prove that you're billy bad ass. 

Upon first glance of this quintessential piece of American engineering you'll notice several nice customizations. You'll see a fantastic contrast in the premier metallic paint with the beautiful black rims. They're wrapped in some fancy run flat tire that is supposed to make the car ride smoother and grip the road better. My dad always said to spend money on the things that come between me and the ground... That's why I have immaculate taste shoes, I never skimp on crappy off brand tires, and I have a budget set aside just for sheets that make me sleep like a baby. 

I digress, but the car gets even better when you fall into the driver seat and notice you're not getting beat down by the sun. It's hot as hell in the south but thanks to the UV protecting deep tint and an automatic dual climate controlled environment you'll be cool as the other side of my restoration hardware pillow. Besides worrying about SPF while you're cruising the open road is unAmerican. Thank God that's not an issue here.

Back to interior... Sink right into that perfectly upholstered seat and you'll find there is a certain satisfaction once you turn the key and witness the subtle growl of over 300 ponies. Yes that's right, and those ponies come from a v6 power plant and it's more than capable. You should enjoy knowing that you could dust most of the common cars out on the road but revel more in the fact that you're mature enough not to. It's like the car version of an upscale tuxedo t-shirt. It reads, I have a cool fast car but I'm not dumb enough to wrap it around a light pole. 

See I'm assuming you're secure enough in yourself that you don't need to waste your money for the negligible power gain and decreased efficiency that the V8 brings. You're flooded with testosterone and everyone gets it. If the V6 is an issue I have a question... well really several questions: What are two cylinders going to prove and who are you trying to impress with a less efficient machine? I've got news for you man, chicks dig the smart guy... And driving a V8 with Obama and his gas prices just isn't going to cut it. I'm not pointing fingers, but you don't have truck nuts do you? 

Yeah, this car is plenty fast and it's been meticulously maintained. It's got a perfect title, never been in an accident and it's going to turn as many heads as Kate Upton's Terry Richardson shoot...Do yourself a favor and google it if you haven't already. Okay slight exaggeration, well huge exaggeration. None the less you'll notice as your right foot gets heavy on the gas pedal there is plenty of linear acceleration, angular momentum, g force and whatever else you want to feel. 

You'll also notice that as you see red lights and have to apply the brakes you'll experience what is known as an inertia if you hit them too hard. That my friend is a great thing because that means these brakes are actually in great condition and you wont have to worry about them for quite some time. I don't want to upset you but by being the proud owner of this car you're not going to turn into Jeff Gordan anytime soon. Nascar probably isn't in your cards but this is still a fun ride and a great daily driver. 

Please feel free to make all the nascar noises that you want while you drive... You can even imagine that you're getting your tires changed by a professional pit crew when you goto NTB. By all means use your imagination if that is what you're into. 

Ultimately you have the power. You have power seats, power locks, power windows and plenty of light bodied, all engine, rear wheel drive American power. In terms of buying power you wont really need much. There's no way you'll find a better deal out there for a vehicle with under 30k miles, fresh performance tires, and that has been garaged almost every day of its life. 

If you want to posses something that you can look at in the garage of your condo and feel satisfaction about the choice you made to not drive a prop car from the fast and the furious feel free to contact me for any and all info I neglected to mention. Selling a car is not rocket science so I didn't feel the need to mention any drag coefficients or aerodynamic impacts that the rear spoiler enhances but if you'd like to discuss them over some American beer I'd be happy to entertain. 

Please feel free to contact me with any questions or concerns.